Kobe Bryant is not totally human, and now we
have (more) proof.
Hey, let's talk about that time Kobe Bryant
decided to work out at 4 a.m. and spend the next 7 hours in the gym before
practice with USA Basketball.
I once heard a story from a friend of a friend
who worked out at the Lakers facility. Kobe Bryant was there, too. Apparently,
while this guy was working out, Kobe spent the entire time hypnotized watching
Animal
Planet videos of lions and cheetahs hunting down gazelles and eating them alive. Now, we have no idea if that's actually true, but it SHOULD be true, and that's all that matters. Kobe's more fun when you imagine him as a sociopath.
Planet videos of lions and cheetahs hunting down gazelles and eating them alive. Now, we have no idea if that's actually true, but it SHOULD be true, and that's all that matters. Kobe's more fun when you imagine him as a sociopath.
Now, today we have another fun anecdote to add
to our collection. This one comes from a trainer who worked with Kobe and it
seems true, but you be the judge.
The night before the first scrimmage I remember
I was just watched "Casablanca" for the first time and it was about
3:30 AM. I lay in bed, slowly fading away when I hear my cell ring. It was
Kobe. I nervously picked up.
"Hey, uhh Rob, I hope I'm not disturbing
anything right?"
"Uhh no, what's up Kob?"
"Just wondering if you could just help me
out with some conditioning work, that's all."
I checked my clock. 4:15 AM.
"Yeah sure, I'll see you in the facility
in a bit."
It took me about twenty minutes to get my gear
and out of the hotel. When I arrived and opened the room to the main practice
floor I saw Kobe. Alone. He was drenched in sweat as if he had just taken a
swim. It wasn't even 5AM.
We did some conditioning work for the next hour
and fifteen minutes. Then we entered the weight room, where he would do a
multitude of strength training exercises for the next 45 minutes. After that we
parted ways and he went back to the practice floor to shoot. I went back to the
hotel and crashed. Wow.
And then:
I was expected to be at the floor again at
about 11 AM. I woke up feeling sleepy, drowsy, and almost pretty much every
side effect of sleep deprivation. Thanks, Kobe. I had a bagel and headed to the
practice facility.
This next part I remember very vividly. All the
Team USA players were there, feeling good for the first scrimmage. LeBron was
talking to Carmelo if I remember correctly and Coach Krzyzewski was trying to
explain something to Kevin Durant. On the right side of the practice facility
was Kobe by himself shooting jumpers. And this is how our next conversation
went -- I went over to him, patted him on the back and said, "Good work
this morning."
"Huh?"
"Like, the conditioning. Good work."
"Oh. Yeah, thanks Rob. I really appreciate
it."
"So when did you finish?"
"Finish what?"
"Getting your shots up. What time did you
leave the facility?"
"Oh just now. I wanted 800 makes so yeah,
just now."
My jaw dropped. Mother of holy God...
You can read the entire post here, and you can marvel at Kobe's
psychosis pretty much whenever you want, because there's always one of these
anecdotes floating around the internet. It's wonderful. Just imagine how
much sweat he sucked in Las Vegas that day.
Nota Original en:
KOBY ES UN MAGNÍFICO JUGADOR, COMPLETO OFENSIVA Y DEFENSIVAMENTE. TAMBIEN A LA HORA CERO, ES DECIR CUANDO FALTA POCO TIEMPO PARA TERMINAR EL JUEGO, EL SE HARÁ CARGO DEL TRABAJO. TAL VEZ,LO ÚNICO QUE CREO PODRÍA MEJOR SU RENDIMIENTO ES LA SELECCIÓN DE TIROS, POR QUE TOMA TIROS CON GRAN GRADO DE DIFICULTAD Y DE BAJO PORCENTAJE, LO QUE OCASIONA QUE SU PORCENTAJE DE TIROS SEA BAJO.TAL VEZ SE FUERA MÁS DESPRENDIDO CON EL BALÓN-YA QUE EN MUCHAS OCASIONES RECIBA DOBLE MARCACIÓN, PODRÍA EN MUCHAS OCASIONES ALCANZAR DOBLE DÍGITO EN EL RENGLÓN DE ASISTENCIAS.
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